Cast iron garden gnomes
The Cast Iron garden gnomes are so hot. They make a great garden heirloom or a wonderful gift.
Garden Gnomes For Sale!
The Cast Iron garden gnomes are so hot. They make a great garden heirloom or a wonderful gift.
sorry, it's been too long for me to get back into my old story!
The bored young humans have been polluting the environment for some time now. Tis sad, it is. They have these beauitful trees and streams and we gnomes always find inferior mead mini barrels and other human waste. We gnomes , some trolls, the pixies and the fairies as well as other yard decor gather the trash monthly and put it in the human recepticles. We look jeasously at the humans. They rule the land by their might and we just adorn their yards, yet they care not for our land that we all share. Well, not all of them, I speak in haste. Some humans are very envirnmental.
Chipawa, the squirrel climbed down from Zeedrilla's shoulder and waited for the black river to become quiet. He then jumped into the black river and ran and jumped over to where I stand. I am next to an old donkey named Hirum, pulled a cart filled with mainly potatoe bugs. Sometimes HIRUM pulls seasonal flowers or pulls a pumpkin but most of the time he is busy pulling potatoe bugs and rain water. Anyway, Chipwa jumps onto Hirum and jumps down over to me with a message from Zeedrilla.
Hi hoe, bee dee bah bo. Frosth here, folksies.
beede beede bop bop.
Ahh, I am in the beginning of starting a niche business. I am selling garden gnomes. Those little bearded men that sit out in old ladies backyards. No, not your grandpa's viagra popping poker club. I mean little gnomes. Foe of the troll. Friend to the earth and good luck to whomever has one in their garden.